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Getting the best from your staff
Wednesday, April 2nd, 2008
Some thoughts, serious and not:
- Don’t have long meetings
- If you do have meetings have then over lunch
- Don’t have chairs in meeting rooms
- Order food in for lunch, so they don’t go out
- Have a coffee machine, keeps the caffine levels high
- Buy nice desk chairs so your staff are comfortable
- Buy people who work at home a computer
- Buy staff who need them Blackberries, get them addicted to the buzzzzz.
- Supply the office staff with adrenaline like drugs
- Buy people second monitors, so they dont have to scroll to another screen
- Have all staff get colostomy bags fitted
- Have beds installed in the office
- Once working reduced their pay so they can’t get home
Doug the workaholic
Who’s staff, yours or someone else’s?
Where is our coffee machine?
My chair is one of the those rubbish £25 jobs, i want my http://www.hermanmiller.com/
No computer for working at home :( or in the office for that matter!
Drugs would be welcomed!!!
Need a computer before i get a 2nd monitor
http://www.hotelmarketing.com/index.php/content/article/expedia_soars_on_google_takeover_talk/
Will the last one out please turn the lights out?
Welcome Criag I didn’t know you were reading:)
Think you put this in the wrong section Criag…it should be in:
http://www.asapventures.co.uk/blog/expedia-buys-carrentals.html
Doug
I like to read the thoughts of fellow Geordies. Even though the Geordie Lamp (why we are called Geordies) was first introduced to my home town of Ashington I will allow Percy Mainers in the club!
Ah but is that where the word Geordie was derived. There are stories like this:
The Jacobites declared that the natives of Newcastle were staunch supporters of the Hanoverian kings, in particular of George II during the 1745 rebellion and hence called them Geordies.
Doug