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Women are EVIL. Mathematical proof

Fun written by Doug Scott

GIRLS = Time X Money

We all know:

Time = Money

Therefore

GIRLS = Money X Money = (Money)²

As money is the root of all evil

Money = √Evil

Therefore

(Money)² = Evil

And as:

GIRLS = (Money)²

GIRLS = EVIL